Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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