We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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