I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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