gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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