And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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