He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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