Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
A+ Viking dick
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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