Plan B is the new Plan A
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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