she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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