Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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