guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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