you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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