At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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