is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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