i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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