you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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