Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize