This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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