idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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