i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Randomize