Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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