no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I could make wine with my vomit
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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