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So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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