We're like a lot better than the average bears
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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