just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
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TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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