This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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