All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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