Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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