I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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