dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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