how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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