based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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