it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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