You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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