i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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