is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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