Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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