she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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