After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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