sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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