ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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