Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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