i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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