whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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