no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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