so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
they need to just BURY HIM!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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