It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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