what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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