I'm jealous of your bromance
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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