"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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